zanthura:

misfortunatemonster:

I was the coolest at the con

Dat belt buckle…..

(Source: noahkiin)

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WAIT…Lemme get this straight. You ate over half a pan of apple crisp in about 4 hours, but felt too guilty to eat that last little rectangle? Alright.

WAIT…Lemme get this straight. You ate over half a pan of apple crisp in about 4 hours, but felt too guilty to eat that last little rectangle? Alright.

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imaginary-jadey:

godtier-rose:

enenkay:

Oh my God…if Bec Noir was actually like this…

omg

okay new headcanon you can’t stop me

BEC YOURE NOW THIS BECAUSE I SAY SO

(Source: mr-radical)

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angerliz:

batmanandsobbin:

ascendent:

poisonparfaitparty:

knightofdicks:

wannabekoalatea:

tarodzero:

husklaughingalonewithkanaya:

gangbanglerfish:

SOBBING

CHOKED ON MY CEREAL

OH GOD AHAHAHAHAHA

WELP
I’M DEAD

CHOKES

AFGSKJLSGbzD

oh my GOD

yes

i saw this and laughed continuous for about five minutes
hey there wwanna come over here an get some swweet glubbin
HAHAHAHA NOT ON YOUREL IFE*YOU’RE LIFE*YOUR LIF*NO 


DIES

angerliz:

batmanandsobbin:

ascendent:

poisonparfaitparty:

knightofdicks:

wannabekoalatea:

tarodzero:

husklaughingalonewithkanaya:

gangbanglerfish:

SOBBING

CHOKED ON MY CEREAL

OH GOD AHAHAHAHAHA

WELP

I’M DEAD

CHOKES

AFGSKJLSGbzD

oh my GOD

yes

i saw this and laughed continuous for about five minutes

hey there wwanna come over here an get some swweet glubbin

HAHAHAHA NOT ON YOUREL IFE
*YOU’RE LIFE
*YOUR LIF
*NO 

DIES

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a romantic story

zanthura:

ambitiousbard:

number-fucking-six:

And they lived happily ever after.

 Snake, Andie, we gotta get on this

oh wow, this is me, just ask my parents

This is my new favorite thing

(Source: fwips)

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zemmer:

wintrymist:

dance-of-thorns:

eridansbuttcheek:

ramqueen:

patron-deity-of-uboa:

dis—enchanted:

cirque-du-fuckass:

Max Mound
holy shit this is the most porn-star-stripperey names of all of them

Macarena Hickory
That just sounds awkward.

Meeka Curtis
….

Zelda Shannon
okay

annie cottontail
um

Jaspers Manor.
Uhhhh.

Tippy Pass
………… that sounds…
uh……………………………………..

 Dack Danforth
I am okay with this.

Mindy collins. I win gaiz. Go home.

zemmer:

wintrymist:

dance-of-thorns:

eridansbuttcheek:

ramqueen:

patron-deity-of-uboa:

dis—enchanted:

cirque-du-fuckass:

Max Mound

holy shit this is the most porn-star-stripperey names of all of them

Macarena Hickory

That just sounds awkward.

Meeka Curtis

….

Zelda Shannon

okay

annie cottontail

um

Jaspers Manor.

Uhhhh.

Tippy Pass

………… that sounds…

uh……………………………………..

 Dack Danforth

I am okay with this.

Mindy collins. I win gaiz. Go home.

(Source: theunpaidintern)

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zanthura:

mynameisgrey:

cheeeeeeen:

therarelogic:

heirofturnips:

yaoitier:

i will always reblog this conversation because yes

Every Homestuck with a Tumblr is legally obligated to reblog this conversation.

dave. dave you are amazing.

why i don’t understand when people say they don’t like act 1

^Because they skip through all these moments of glory.

HOW COULD THEY

Holy mother of god yes

zanthura:

mynameisgrey:

cheeeeeeen:

therarelogic:

heirofturnips:

yaoitier:

i will always reblog this conversation because yes

Every Homestuck with a Tumblr is legally obligated to reblog this conversation.

dave. dave you are amazing.

why i don’t understand when people say they don’t like act 1

^Because they skip through all these moments of glory.

HOW COULD THEY

Holy mother of god yes

(Source: fruity-rumpus-asshole-factory)

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